Noone smiles too much; well, to strangers at least. Head nods are their sign of recognition which I'm totally down with.
Here is one thing I learned about ze French:
What do the French eat for breakfast?
BREAD
What do the French eat for lunch?
BREAD
What do the French eat for dinner?
BREAD! and duh wine... all the time.
But dammit I'm talking bread all the time! Maybe the secret to staying slim is not that we have to keep carbs OUT of our diet, but have carbs all the time. and for a snack, cigarettes. Then walk everywhere. This is key.
And to all the functioning alcoholics out there, eat bread. It soaks up the alcohol enough to prevent a hangover, but not enough to take away the buzz so... that's a good thing.
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